Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Captain Piggy-pants; suicide ideas.



If you ever watched a horror film like barbie you may remember feeling that urge to just kill yourself! Captain Piggy-pants, after watching the whole barbie series, decided to commit suicide so here are some of his ideas:




  • Bungee jump off a cliff (without the rope!)
  • Hang yourself from the Eiffel Tower.
  • Shoot someone (with the gun the wrong way around)
  • Enclose a time bomb in your knickers.

WARNING: WE DO NOT EXEPT COMPLAINTS FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE USED OUR TIPS TO KILL THEMSELVES AND FIND THEY DON'T LIKE BEING DEAD!

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