Captain Piggy-Pants, healthy eating tips!

Do you want to be fatter? Do you want to put on loads of weight? Well if you do we have the thing for you! Just follow our 'healthy' tips and you will be the chubbiest guy ever!

• First tie your tummy to a plane, then stand still and get someone to fly the plane. This will stretch your tummy nicely.


• Never ever eat vegetables, they are extremely bad for you.

• We recommend roasting your head teacher this will give you lots of fat!

• Don't be stupid and eat too little (and definitely don't eat your green stripy leotard)

Don't eat them!

Captain Piggy-Pants- Fashion tips!

Here are the latest fashion tips of 2008, wear what we tell you to wear and you will be the coolest kid in town.


- Wear a stripy red and green leotard with purple spots on.

<-- Wear a false moustache. - Wear a stupid looking bowler hat, like the one your grumpy teacher wears!

- Put on very very thick green lipstick!

- Selotape a teddy to your head.


If you follow these points you cant go wrong (especially with the leotard!)

Meet the hero.

Hello, all pig lovers!
Welcome to the land of Captain Piggy-Pants!
Captain Piggy Pants is an idiotic pig-hero who runs around in his underwear trying to fight crime!
He kills evil things like teachers and veg with the help of his talking-toilet friend, Timmy the talking toilet!

WARNING! WE WILL SUE ANYONE WHO READS THIS 'CAUSE WE NEED MONEY!

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