Meet the hero.

Hello, all pig lovers!
Welcome to the land of Captain Piggy-Pants!
Captain Piggy Pants is an idiotic pig-hero who runs around in his underwear trying to fight crime!
He kills evil things like teachers and veg with the help of his talking-toilet friend, Timmy the talking toilet!

WARNING! WE WILL SUE ANYONE WHO READS THIS 'CAUSE WE NEED MONEY!

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